• Duck Prosciutto Wrapped Melon Sorbet — Talk about a delicious idea! Not bacon, no, but contained meat and tasted so good we gave it an Honorary Bacon Degree!

• Breakfast Meats Cure Hangovers — Groundbreaking new study ‘proves’ something we always suspected.

• Have a Threesome With Bacon — Get your minds out of the gutter, people! You should feel ashamed that you had those dirty, dirty thoughts… though we had them, too, so…

• Bacon Flavored Ice Cream — Although we do not approve of this product, we do approve of the word bacon in its title and on its ingredients list. We just refuse to eat bacon flavored ice cream.

• The Better Bacon Sandwich — Time to decide which sandwich with bacon you would choose. Granted we think it a sin to EVER pass up a chance to eat bacon, but just pretend for a minute that you HAD to choose only on sandwich that had bacon on it… We said pretend, damn it!

And this entry gets honorable mention… ‘cuz WE liked it even if the rest of you didn’t!

• Bacon Wrapped Kielbasa Links — Do we REALLY need to explain WHY we liked this entry so much? Huh? Do we? Bacon… Kielbasa… Mmmmm…

And so without further ado, we present the first image that came up when we typed “more bacon please” into Dogster.Com:

Now THAT dog has discipline! Yeah, sure, that looks like fake bacon, and therefore the temptation to snarf it down would be less, but it’s still bacony and delicious (to a dog).