If anyone reading this blog posting finds this sandwich revolting, why the HELL did you come to this site in the first place? Take your sorry butt off our site and stop wasting our bandwidth! We don’t have TIME for people who think like… vegetarians!

Ha ha. Actually, vegetarians have some pretty cool bacon-less recipes. Some of our good friends live vegetarian lifestyles and they come here all the time to see what sort of bacon naughtiness we’ve posted.

So no, we don’t hate vegetarians. We hate people who criticize bacon. Case closed. Now enjoy the giant bacon sandwich… and the bottle of Wild Turkey next to it!

Beast of a Bacon Sandwich

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We harmed no vegetarians or vegans while writing this blog entry.